Here's a brilliant gadget: a USB alarm clock shaped like a blender. First of all, why would you want your alarm clock to be USB? Do you sleep next to your computer? No? Then this thing is useless.

Also, why a blender? Did your mom always wake you up by making smoothies in the morning when you were a kid? It also happens to wake you up with an assortment of 1970s game show jingles, just in case you thought this thing made any sort of sense at all. If you can think of no better way to spend $25, it's available now. — Adam Frucci

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