I love downhill skiing, but sometimes I just wish it was a little bit more dangerous. You know, because flying down a mountain at 40 miles per hour on a pair of waxed planks just doesn't thrill me enough. I need more, I tell you. More!

That's why I'm all over the Kitewing Rage. It's basically a big kite you hold on to while skiing, snowboarding, ice skating, or rollerblading. It'll catch the wind and allow you to get super speeds and take off on huge jumps. It's sure to increase the likelihood of your breaking a limb by at least 500%, and isn't that really what outdoor sports are all about? Fresh air is only secondary; I want to go to the hospital, dammit! — Adam Frucci

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