Summer is drawing to a close, so you know what that means: it's almost time for the 4-month Christmas consumerist orgy to begin! You'd better start planning how you're going to decorate you home; you don't want the neighbors to judge you, do you? Might I suggest this horribly tacky slide show ornament?

It loads up with pictures via USB, allowing you to put up to 50 images on board. In then rotates through them, turning your Christmas tree into a flashing fire hazard. It's a great replacement to seeing loved ones in person; just have your extended family send you photos to put on it and save hundreds of dollars on wasteful travel expenses. — Adam Frucci

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