You don't want to be just another sucker on a boring old bike, do you? Of course you don't. You're a unique and beautiful snowflake, and you wanna let the whole world know. That's why this StreetSurfer bike is perfect for you: it has four tiny wheels instead of one big wheel in the front for some crazy reason. Wackiness abounds!

Apparently having all those extra wheels allows you to turn really sharply without spilling, which would be fun, I guess. Also, if you still haven't learned to ride a two-wheeler, you can consider these training wheels that don't make you look like so much of a wussbag. So there's that, I guess. I don't think they're worth the $960 pricetag, however, although your mileage may vary. — Adam Frucci

StreetSurfer, via Oh Gizmo!