It's time to face facts: you don't exactly smell like a bed of roses. No offense or anything, but all those hours sitting at your computer and eating take-out isn't making your desk smell all that great. You could start cleaning yourself and your room, but why change your habits? You're in a rut and you might as well stay there.

This USB fragrance oil burner will help use your laptop to mask your horrific stink, accepting little drops of sweet-smelling liquids and burning them for your smelling pleasure. Ah, the scent of synthetic roses mixed with the acrid odor of your sweat and Dorito breath. What could be more pleasant? — Adam Frucci

USB Geek, via Technabob