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Tank Limo makes the Hummer Limo look like a Prius
Oh, so not only is a stretch limo not enough for you, but a Hummer limo isn't big and ostentatious enough to be your ride? Well, you're a jackass. And if you want to be a jackass who takes no prisoners when he goes out on the town, I have the perfect vehicle for you: the Tank Limo!
This pinnacle of human awfulness features all the accoutrements of a regular limo, such as full bar, but it's in a tank for some reason. The people who run the Tank Limo are also planning to add a Jacuzzi to it for extra opulence. If this sounds like it's right up your alley, it'll cost you between $2,200 and $5,500 for one night's use, as well as a big ol' slab of your humanity. Hope it'll be worth it.
Red Ferret, via Born Rich
By CrakRabbit at 2:41 PM ON 04/23/09
Why is it going to take a bit out of my humanity? I think this would be awesome to have for a day rolling around in. Hopefully this main gun works too. Even with non-hazardious biodegradable paint, those tree-hugging hippies would start to move out of the way.
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