Why should you bow down to the man and pay some energy company to charge your cell phone? Hey, there's plenty of energy out there just waiting to be snatched up, don't be a sucker who's too lazy to grab hold and use it for your own devices.

This wind-powered cell phone charger from Orange will juice your phone up if there's a breeze around, allowing you to talk as much as you want wherever you are. Well, as long as wherever you are is windy. But in any case, it's a much better way to get juice than sticking a plug into the wall like a chump, don't you agree? Of course you do. — Adam Frucci

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