OK, what the hell? Seriously. Why are you doing this to me, Thanko? Sure, your butt cooler was weird, but it was harmless. It didn't keep me up at night. But this? This is too much.

It's a USB-powered Ear Scope. Yeah, if you've ever wondered what your ear canals look like in extreme detail right on your computer monitor, you're in luck. Otherwise, well, I don't know what to tell you. The real icing on the cake is the look on the model's face in the above picture. Aren't you trying to sell something here, Thanko? Why not get her to smile, or at least not look like she's being held captive by insane Japanese gadget makers. Good lord. — Adam Frucci

Everything USB, via Thanko