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Beerbot automatically kills your liver

Too lazy to pour your own beers? Well then, moneybags, why don't you spend a few hundred bucks on a robot with a very limited set of functions. This Asahi Bobocco Beerbot will store, bust out, and pour a half dozen frosty brews for you, although other than that its robo-functions are pretty non-existent. If this is what we're up against, I don't think we need to worry about any robot uprisings anytime soon, unless they plan on killing us slowly via alcoholism.
In any case, you lazy boozehound you, these are available now for $800. While it might not be the most sentient of beings, it's sure to be a great conversation starter. Well, as long as you don't mind conversations starting with "Wait, you spent how much on that stupid Beerbot?"
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