Stealing wireless from your neighbors is great and all, but sometimes the connection just isn't fast enough for all the torrents you're downloading. What you need is a Slurpr. This bad boy has six wireless antennas, allowing you to hook up to six different wireless signals and mooch from all of them at the same time, giving you some sort of ultimate wireless connection.

Sure, it's stealing, but you deserve to. You've got a hard life. I mean, sure, with the $1,350 you spent on the Slurpr you could easily pay for broadband access for over a year, but why should those greedy Internet companies get your hard earned money? Fight the system! Fight the power! — Adam Frucci

Geek Technique, via Boy Genius Report