It's important to look professional, put together, and grown-up, especially when you're actually an underdeveloped manchild underneath your flimsy facade. If you want to get anywhere in this world, you need to keep your impulses hidden so the world thinks you're put together properly. Don't worry — we'll help you fool them.

This shiny briefcase makes you look like you have some important business to attend to. Match it with a sharp suit and everyone will think you're the consummate professional. At least until you open it, revealing a remote-controlled car track. It's got batteries that'll supply you with five hours of fun, and the track is six feet of winding excitement. Just make sure no one's looking when you bust it out at the office. — Adam Frucci

Via Akihabara News