Thirty years of Star Wars can only mean one thing — thirty years of Star Wars marketing. The latest piece of crap commemorative merchandise to get Lucas's approval is the Darth Vader phone. While you are waiting for that special someone to call, Lord Vader has buttons that make heavy breathing and lightsaber sounds so you can geek out to your heart's content. When you do get a call the Darth Vader phone plays the "Imperial March" as the ringtone. A phone like this really belongs in a Star Wars-themed home theater, complete with R2-D2 projector. It will be the best $35 you've ever spent, although the long-distance bill to a galaxy far, far away might be more than you'd expect.
— Stephen Schleicher

Boys Stuff, via Ubergizmo