Barbecuing is an activity steeped in testosterone, getting manly men all riled up with the holy trifecta of meat, fire, and gear. Add beer to the mix and you've got a recipe for the perfect summer afternoon.

But what if you want to take things to the next level? You need more than your standard Weber grill. Check out this Patio Grill Smoker. It's a looming tower of meat-cooking goodness, preparing enough beastflesh to satiate your entire neighborhood. Why settle for just one cooking surface when you can have 8? You'll be king of summer when you manage to sample something cooked on every level, all while balancing a beer in your hand. Doesn't it feel manly? — Adam Frucci

Hammacher Schlemmer, via Red Ferret