Are you completely lacking in dignity? Perhaps you hate yourself a little bit? Looking for a way to attract negative attention? Feel like punishing your significant other with horrible shame when you're out in public together? Well, I have something for you.

Yeah, it's an ankle strap for your cellphone. What convenience arises by having your phone strapped to your ankle is beyond me, but someone out there has got to think it's cool or else this product wouldn't exist. Perhaps if you want people to check you out whenever you bend over to answer a call? I don't know, I'm kind of speechless here.

But hey, shorts season is coming up very quickly, if it isn't already here, and this might just turn into the hottest accessory of the season. So, uh, don't miss out, I guess. — Adam Frucci

HTL Wireless, via CrunchGear