You love your kid, don't you? I mean, you wouldn't want to leave him sitting in a soggy sack of his own urine, right? Of course you wouldn't. You aren't a monster, after all.

That's why this Wet Diaper Alarm is so important. It's a little stuffed animal that happens to have a CMOS chip alarm attached to it. Stick said chip into your baby's diaper and when things get a little soggy the stuffed animal will give off an alarm so you can come rectify the situation post-haste.

Sure, it might have made more sense to have the alarm be remote so it doesn't scare the crap out of your baby (no pun intended… OK, pun intended), and crying is a pretty good natural alarm anyways, but don't you just love the feeling of parental adequacy that comes with spending money on a gadget to help you take care of your spawn? — Adam Frucci

Wet Diaper Alarm, via Coolest Gadgets