Global warming and Earth Day notwithstanding, you can't be too rich, too thin or have too much water spraying on you in the shower. And we just can't seem to get enough of those fancy showers. That's where this Tueco Evolution E2 can help, drenching your body in glorious spraying torrents from every which way, and at the same time soothing your senses with chromatherapy, steam, and stereo sound.

There are electronic controls for everything, including its Scottish Shower which alternates between hot and cold water for that yin and yang of showering pleasure. It's also able to batter you with a barrage of vertical massage, if that suits your fancy. After the jump, see a few more pictures of this versatile bathing device, along with pricing info and more details.

The Tueco site doesn't give any indication of how much water is necessary to bring this device up to its full potential, but we're thinking it must need a couple of generous water heaters and a bundle of hot and cold water pipes leading to it to really get it going.

However, if you're spending $17,829 on a shower stall, you probably aren't worried too much about wasting water. — Charlie White

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