Oh man, life is so stressful! You've got a job, a significant other, and perhaps some little runts running around that you have to deal with. It's all so darned stressful! Argh!

Simmer down! Take a deep breath. I've got a Stress Eraser here that is sure to make you feel better. You see, it coaches you through some breathing exercises on the built-in LCD screen. Yes, once you get your breathing in rhythm with the display you'll almost forget that you just spent $300 on a crappy little gadget that just has some timing program built into it.

Wait, $300?! What am I, made of money? God, as if I don't have enough on my plate as it is, this crap comes along and haven't I seen garbage like this before? OK, deep breath. Deep breath. — Adam Frucci

First Street Online, via Ubergizmo