Are you in the market for a new car? Yes? Wrong! You're actually in the market for a new hovercraft and you don't even realize it. Adjust your expectations accordingly. I mean, after all, you're an adult, correct? What happened to your youthful dreams of owning an impractical and ridiculous yet supremely awesome vehicle? There's nothing stopping you now.

And look! How convenient! There's a sweet-looking hovercraft on eBay right now! Sure, you can really only drive it on ice, smooth water, mud flats, and short grass, but think of how cool you'll look! It's a 1999 model that's barely been used, which means you'll get a sweet deal on it. Come on, listen to your inner child. It's saying "buy me a damned hovercraft," and you really should listen up.
— Adam Frucci

eBay, via Random Good Stuff