While being a hip DJ might get you cred with your peers, your parents are still under the impression that you're just playing other people's music, which isn't a real talent, and you should go out and get a real job. Well, they might sort of have a point, but you can at least make your half-assed profession look a bit classier by putting your decks in something your folks will recognize.

This Gardner Baby Grand Piano Master might look at first glance like a nice piano, but that's just at first glance. At closer inspection you'll see that it's actually stuffed to the gills with high-tech equipment, such as Dual Pioneer DVJ-X1 DVD Players, Edirol V-4 Video Mixer, 3 Marshal LCD Monitors, 5 subwoofers, 3 tweeters, 1100 Watt Power Amplifier and an Allen and Heath Xone 92 Audio Mixer. It's everything you need to prove to your parents that you aren't wasting that college education of yours. Although in order to buy one of these, you're gonna need a pretty enormous chunk of change. Maybe it's time to ask mom and dad for a little loan? — Adam Frucci

Baby Grand Master, via Gizmodo