If you're a country boy transplanted to the big city such as myself, you probably miss the little things about living in the sticks. You know, stuff like the people at the post office knowing your name, being able to go for walks without seeing anybody, and waking up to the chirping of birds. I can't help you with the friendly post office folks or the solitary walks, but the bird calls I can do something about.

This Songbird Serenade Clock will wake you to the happy chirping of up to 270 different birds. You simply stick a card into it, with each card containing 10 different birds. Feel like waking up to a Chickadee? No problem. A Bald Eagle? Not sure where you grew up, but sure. It's the best way to wake yourself up in the morning in a confused and disoriented manner, just like being back home.
— Adam Frucci

Songbird Serenade Clock, via Ubergizmo