If you have a lot of valuables you need locked away safe and sound but just can't stand the horrible process of inputting a combination or password, here is a safe for you. The trustworthy-sounding Lock N' Safe is opened via voice commands, requiring you to say your password out loud to access your family's secret recipes, your porn collection, or whatever else is so damned valuable.

Here's my question: isn't a voice activated safe a really stupid idea? I mean, what if you want to get something out when there's someone else in the room? Anyone around you will hear you say "babywipes" or whatever your genius password is. If you're really worried about security, I'd think that a more discreet method of entry would be preferred. But hey, what do I know? — Adam Frucci

Voice Activated Safe, via Crave