Unfortunately for you, your Porsche isn't as much of a status symbol as it used to be. Sure, it's still a pretty hot car, but what with the number of super-rich getting higher every day, the size of the population to whom such a car is chump change is ever increasing. You need to step your game up if you want to stay at the top of the overcompensation food chain.

Lucky for you, Porsche has started designing boats. Their new Fearless Yacht has a 525-horsepower Viper engine that can hit top speeds of 88MPH. The base model is 28 feet long, but if that seems to common a size for you they're working on models up to 150 feet in length. Beware, however, as the 28 footer starts at $300,000, so those longer ones sure as hell aren't going to be cheap. But I guess that's the point, isn't it? — Adam Frucci

Fearless Yacht, via Yanko Design