If you are all about going to clubs, wearing too much hair gel, dressing like a d-bag, and being from either New Jersey or Long Island, have I got the sunglasses for you. Actually, perhaps sunglasses isn't the right description, as these provide absolutely zilch in the way of UV protection. Let's just think of them as very fancy beer goggles.

In any case, they're designed to start glowing and looking all neat under black neon club lights. They'll go great with your Armani Exchange t-shirt and Diesel Jeans, and they'll fit right in with your "models and bottles" lifestyle. Boy, you'll really show those guys from business school how wild and crazy you really are with these! You aren't a white collar slave, no sir, you know how to have fun for a few hours every weekend! Rock on, bro! — Adam Frucci

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