You're a really serious alcoholic — er, excuse me, wine connoisseur — so you've probably got a humungous wine cellar full of all sorts of expensive and delicious vintages. How do you keep track of all that vino? In your head? The head that's drunk like 60% of the time? Great plan, champ.

Why don't you put your trust in something that can be assured to not forget about where half your bottles are after a lonely night with a bottle of Bordeaux? For a mere $8,000, the eSommelier will keep track of your collection, allowing you to scan in the barcodes of new bottles to the system and have it automatically catalogue it. You can even access it from afar, letting you keep track of your bottles when you're out of town on business, dreaming of your fancy wine while chugging tiny bottles of Sutter Home from the minibar. What a life you lead. — Adam Frucci

eSommelier, via Crave