Nothing says "I have a problem" like a portable bar stowed in the trunk of your car. But hey, everybody loves a party animal, right? That party animal might as well be you. The appropriately named BevRAGE is your one-stop intoxication solution, providing you access to all the booze you can stuff into the cooler via a "special multi-flavor valve dispenser gun." Awesome.

Basically, one nozzle hooks up to all your bottles. A CO₂ cartridge pressurizes the whole shebang, allowing you to shoot it through the gun just like at real bars. It even accepts mini kegs, so you can have delicious draft beer any time. Just be sure to hide it under a blanket or something when you get pulled over; it's tough to explain to a cop why you need a fully functioning bar on your way to work.
— Adam Frucci

Beverage System, via Coolest Gadgets