It's finally freezing outside, so it seems like as good a time as any to torture ourselves with pool-related gadgets that we can't possibly enjoy for another few months. I personally love gigantic, insanely expensive pool toys, and this one fits right into that little category.

It's a climbing wall for the pool, and it only looks a tiny bit less dangerous than the inflatable iceburg we found a while back. You can make it as tall as you want, although I wouldn't want to fall off a 10-foot wall into shallow water. Oh, and I hope you're loaded, as these things start at $10,490. Sure, you could buy a boat for that much, but can you climb a boat? Well, can you? That's what I thought.

Someday when I am rich from blogging I will have a giant pool with both this and the inflatable iceberg, and I will be king of summer. Mark my words, king of summer! — Adam Frucci

Aquaclimb, via Crave