If you have fallen into a pattern of repelling members of the opposite sex when you get close to them, don't despair. Sure, it might be because of your troll-like looks or ingratiating personality, but it might just be that you've got some funky breath going on. Nothing says "step back" like a hot whiff if your fish-breath, so you've gotta know that you have that problem so you can fix it before screwing up any potential hot dates.

What you need, my halitosis inclined friend, is the Kiss Me Meter. It's a cellphone charm that'll let you know how rank your breath is by measuring how much Hydrogen Sulfide, Hydrochloric Acid, cigarette, and garlic/onion odors you're emitting. Just give it a blow before you go in for a kiss and find out if you've got an excuse for her repulsed rejection or if it really is your looks and personality. The Kiss Me Meter will be available soon for $20 to $30. — Adam Frucci

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