Calling a kid's blanket a "duvet cover" sounds a little chichi (sorta like calling a dresser a "bureau" or a couch a "settee"). But in case Light Sleeper Bedding's glowing blanket failed to grab you, Lulla Beds claims its Story Blankets let your child "blast into space," "race to the scene," "follow your heart," and "be enchanted."

In case you're still reading, the Story Blanket is made from poly-satin with a poly-fill center and consists of 133 mini LEDS which juke and jive with various theme-driven sound effects for 2 minutes a pop. Cost to send your kid hurtling through space or racing along with fire trucks and police cruisers? $150 and three D-cell batteries. Sounds like the perfect way to get your kids excited to go to bed. — Matt Peckham