If you're worried about a serious emergency or disaster coming to town, you know that some namby-pamby first aid kit full of band-aids isn't gonna cut it when the going gets rough. You need a serious first aid kit for a serious guy in a serious emergency.

The ICE-Qube is that kit. It's got over 100 items and weighs a hefty 85 pounds. What do you get to prepare yourself with when everything goes down? In addition to the standard bandages and such, you get peanut butter, potable water, dog food, diapers, socks, heating pads, and all sorts of other crazy crap that you might just be psyched to have around when the terrorists attack Missouri. You'll pay dearly for the peace of mind, however, as this huge box will set you back $850. Something tells me that I could collect all this stuff on my own and put it in a box in my basement and it would cost a hell of a lot less than $850, but I'm no homeland security expert. — Adam Frucci

ICE-Qube, via Red Ferret