Technology is always working on finding new and creative ways for you to be a lazy and irresponsible parent, but the new "Wearable Babysitter" from Korea takes the whole concept a big step further. Sick of caring for your spawn? All you need to do to is put that thing around your neck, which is loaded with an LCD screen and speaker, and then attach some sensors to Junior's diaper and, er, nipples. Yes, nipples. Then you can leave your baby wherever you please and go do your thing, safe in knowing that you'll be able to track the status of his bowel movements and whatever is going on with his nips from the bar. Later, after a few G&Ts, you can retrieve your kid from under the pile of dirty laundry where you left him and very carefully drive your little family back home. Domestic bliss! — Adam Frucci

Aving, via Engadget