If you've ever tried to stick a CD through a paper shredder you know that all you're going to end up with is a busted paper shredder. But what about all that evidence… er, sensitive financial documents you have stored on CD that you need to securely dispose of? No need to shred that disc, just scratch the hell out of it. If sitting there and doing it with a nail seems below you, just grab the Elecom SCR-CD001 CD shredder (it just scratches it, I swear) and let it go to town for you. Plugging into your USB port, the shredder takes your porn-filled discs you don't want your family to find and makes pretty, circular scratches all over it, making it an attractive coaster rather than proof of your obsessive lechery. All this peace of mind can be yours for a mere $26. — Adam Frucci

Via New Launches