Someone come quick! It's an emergency! Oh God, the humanity of it! I just can't believe this is happening! My iPod, it, it… it ran out of batteries. What, you were expecting something more serious? Well, call me overdramatic, but I can think of no greater tragedy than having to ride the subway without drowning out the sounds of the masses with the new Meatloaf album. Fortunately, Elecom understands the gravity of the situation and is here to put a tourniquet on the spurting wound of your dead gadgetry with their Emergency Charger. Just pop in a couple AAs and plug it in to give yourself enough juice to finish the entire Bat Out of Hell trilogy. Just take deep breaths, remain calm, and let the professionals do their job. — Adam Frucci

Elecom, via Akihabara News