Do you people really like watching TV shows on tiny screens? I think it's silly, but don't let me stop you from having your fun, no matter how lame said fun is. Here it is kids, what you've all been clamoring for: a watch that can play MP4 video on its itsy-bitsy 1.5-inch screen. It can't get actual TV reception like other, even crappier watches, but you can load it up with video onto its 2 GB of built-in memory. It'll play your precious MP3s and store your images as well — if you really want to look at photos on your watch. The manufacturer's site also claims its "style is outstanding," but that's really a matter of taste. Oh yeah, and it tells the time. It's available online now for $101. — Adam Frucci

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