Nothing says financial responsibility like a $9,000 replica prop from a 20-year-old movie. Impress friends and family by getting Zoltar the fortune teller of Big fame set up in your house, apartment, or boardwalk carnival. Zoltar can sense your presence and will beckon you to approach. Once you feed him a quarter he'll give you a fortune in either sound clip or printed card form, with up to 16 different spoken and 23 printed fortunes possible. He also nods his head, waves his hands, and spins his crystal ball while he summons from the ether your fortune: that you waste your money on novelty items and your friends think you're a joke. No word on whether or not Zoltar has the power to instantly make you 20 years older, but I'd assume most people would pay $9,000 for that not to happen. — Adam Frucci

Hammacher Shlemmer, via Luxury Launches