No, they won't dock your iPod. And the company that sells them knows their sound quality probably can't compete with that of "high end" speakers like these. But really, who could resist spending $1,295 (including shipping!) for a speaker shaped like a headless dog? Just in time for Halloween yet minimalist-tastic all year round, these babies from the Netherlands will creep out everyone you know! Sorry, chocolate Lab lovers — they come in black or white only. Plus, they're called Woofers. Get it? Get it? Anyone? — S.E. Kramer

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