If you like photographing things from afar with the subject unaware, say hello to your new best friend. A telescope with a built-in 3.1-megapixel camera, it's designed for the wildlife enthusiast/peeper we've all got slumbering deep inside. Wake him up with the 45x zoom lens, 2.5-inch display, and SD slot for storing your future illicit web content. It also comes with a tripod and a remote trigger, so you can take a shot without making it all blurry when you try to push the button with your shaking, sweaty hand. It'll set you back $450, which isn't too bad even though the 3.1-megapixel camera is a bit underwhelming. — Adam Frucci

Video Capture Telescope, via Red Ferret