Putting the "fun back in housework," the Orgasmatron 3000 is an art project by Trey Parker and Matt Stone Dominic Wilcox that mounts a saddle on a leather-trimmed washing machine. It doesn't look like there are any special features or add-ons to the whole contraption… nope, it's just a saddle thrown onto a home appliance. Oh, hold on — Wilcox also relabeled the dial so the machine runs from "oh!" to "oooooooh!" Anyone care to guess which one's for bright colors? Nice try, Dominic, but your old art professor at the U.K. College of Art wants a word with you. If my art class were that easy, I would have slapped some handcuffs on a blender, changed the dial so it read "ah!" to "aaaaaaah!" and called it the Torturetron 3000. Look at me — I'm an artist! I guess I need to move to Williamsburg now and spend my days thinking up ridiculous mods to household items. Pass the lattes.
— Peter Pachal

Dominic Wilcox, via MoCo Loco