Those of us who work at a desk staring at a computer screen all day don't exactly live the most active of lifestyles — at least not during the workday. The humiliatingly-named Geek-a-Cycle looks to change that by combining the functionality of a regular desk with the exercise-giving goodness of a stationary bike. Just sit there, typing away at your spreadsheets or whatever it is you do, and all the while bike the equivalent of the Tour de France. You might look kind of silly, but you'll have the tightest buns of anybody in your cube farm. Just make sure you keep a towel and some Old Spice handy, as no one wants to work with someone who smells like a locker room. The Geek-a-Cycle will set you back $350 and a sizable chunk of dignity. — Adam Frucci

Slim Geek, via Shiny Shiny