No, this isn't some sort of alien egg incubator — it's a breadbox. Yes, the strangest-looking breadbox ever made, but a breadbox nonetheless. The purple glow you see is actually UV light, which keeps your hearty wheat from getting moldy and, in theory, gives it a healthy tan. The breadbox can purportedly keep a loaf fresh for weeks past its expiration date. In order to not roast your precious bread with too much UV light, there's a timer built in that will turn the light on and off at random intervals, as I assume keeping the bread guessing about when the light will come back on keeps it fresh. Now this isn't available in stores; rather, it's a do-it-yourself project, so go ahead and check out the instructions, crack a bottle of vino, put your latent handyman skills to good use, and really earn that PB&J this time. — Adam Frucci

UV Breadbox, via Oh Gizmo!