Apparently the RIAA has been reading different news and talking to different people than we have, as CEO Mitch Bainwol has declared music piracy officially "contained." That's right, contained. Much like an infectious disease or an oil spill, a barrier has been placed around the affected areas protecting those outside the hot zone… or something. Perhaps Bainwol didn't get the memo that it only took three days for popular torrent search engine The Pirate Bay to go back online after the RIAA bullied the Swedish government into raiding their servers. But those three days, let me tell you, were pretty sweet. — Adam Frucci