Lonely? Want a friend who will dance and do cartwheels for you to cheer you up, but won't bore you by talking about themselves the whole time? Meet the Advanced Acrobatic Robot. Running you a cool $1,200, your new friendbot stands a proud foot tall and dances, stands on one leg, and cartwheels his way into your lonesome heart, all without opening his mouth. What makes this robot stand out over similarly unimpressive robots that cost a tenth of the price? Not much, as far as we can tell. But hey, it can do push-ups, and it dances! You can't even get your real friends to dance for you! Totally worth it. Be sure to check out the video on the website to lose yet another shred of respect for humanity. — Adam Frucci