If you've worn out your Big Mouth Billy Bass, it might be time for the Animated Stress Turtle. For just $16.97 and three AA batteries, he'll crawl across your desk, tilting his head back and forth and singing "You Gotta Slow Down." Equipped with sound activation (a.k.a. the clapper) and an automatic shutoff, he's low-maintenance and will provide nonstop fun for at least 15 minutes. We're not sure the reptile can recapture the Billy craze of 2000, but for serious bass lovers, he might recapture your heart.
— Trevor Noren

Animated Stress Turtle, via The Red Ferret